Just me and my walkman

I was just listening to some old Eminem songs on cassette because my CD player in my vehicle is broken, and I was thinking about the good old days when I used to jog and listen to my walkman. Then I started wondering what ever happened to my walkman. Then I came to the realization that that is why I am overweight today. I have the dogs to walk/jog, I just have no walkman or huge Boss headphones (cuz I was ganksta like that). I bought my daughter a bike this weekend. Then today I realized that I need a bike too, and me and my friend are gonna go bicycling and maybe even join a bicycling club and wear helmets and even spandex eventually! It's gonna be great. I guess since this is 2008 I should start by grieving the loss of my walkman and then purchasing an MP3 player....oooooooo that's so technologically advanced. Damn, if I continue that trend I may even own a cell phone or, no, wait a Blackberry....yep, I said it, a Blackberry someday when I'm important! It's gonna be awesome!