Cleanliness is Godliness, which I don't care about...but I think they might be on to something

Is it really necessary to forego the basic niceties of life to achieve the higher level of cognition necessary to write a logical, intelligent, easy-to-follow, thought-provoking paper? I think not! Therefore, I shall rid myself of this moo-moo, hop in the shower, shave, and indulge in a lively vegan breakfast. Damn it feels good to be a ganksta!